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Trump Nearly Ends Human Civilization After Mistaking Nuclear Launch Screen for Truth Social

Posted on October 3, 2026 | Staff Writer

The president came within seconds of authorizing a nuclear strike after opening the Pentagon’s new Nuclear Authentication App instead of Truth Social. Civilization was saved by a security question about a pet he never had. [Read More]

Pentagon Announces Two-Factor Authentication for Nuclear Launches in Major Cybersecurity Breakthrough

Posted on October 2, 2026 | Staff Writer

America’s nuclear command-and-control system is getting the same security that protects Gmail accounts and fantasy football leagues: an SMS code, Face ID, and a CAPTCHA asking the launch officer to select all squares containing a staircase. [Read More]

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BREAKING: Nvidia Partners With LinkedIn to Introduce "Hype as a Service"

Posted on September 6, 2026 | Staff Writer

Nvidia and LinkedIn launch a cloud platform that lets companies announce sweeping technological transformation without the cost, inconvenience, or uncertainty of actually transforming anything. [Read More]

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Sony Acquires Suno, Requires Artists to Generate 80% of New Music With AI

Posted on August 23, 2026 | Nadia Cross

Sony Music’s entire roster, from Bruce Springsteen to Tate McRae, must now produce at least 80 percent of new material through the AI platform the label just bought, a policy executives call “an important investment in the future of human creativity.” [Read More]

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Hospitals Adopt "Vibe Surgery" to Boost Efficiency

Insurers Say Rising Death Rate "Within Acceptable Parameters"

Posted on August 20, 2026 | Staff Writer

Inspired by “vibe coding,” hospitals nationwide are adopting a new surgical methodology that skips extensive planning and diagnostic review in favor of operations that simply feel approximately correct, and insurers are already writing reimbursement rules to reward it. [Read More]

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United States Senate Converted to Elder Care Facility

Posted on August 10, 2026 |

Congressional leaders announced the Senate will be formally converted into a full-service elder care facility, calling it an acknowledgment of decades of existing infrastructure rather than a change in mission. [Read More]

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OpenAI Confirms Singularity Has Arrived, Reminds Users It Requires a Plus Subscription

Posted on July 28, 2026 | Dylan Carver

Sam Altman announced on a podcast that ‘we are now, like, in the singularity.’ OpenAI spent the following 48 hours turning the end of human civilization into a subscription tier. [Read More]

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OpenAI and Anthropic Announce Immediate Reparations Program for Humanity

Posted on July 24, 2026 | Dylan Carver

In a joint press conference analysts described as ‘unexpectedly ethical,’ OpenAI and Anthropic announce they will immediately begin compensating every artist, writer, programmer, and internet commenter whose work trained modern AI systems, plus lifetime pensions for every worker AI has displaced. [Read More]

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Grocery Stores Finally Implement Trump's Long-Awaited Photo ID Policy

Posted on July 22, 2026 |

Eight years after Trump first claimed Americans needed photo ID to buy groceries, a claim he has repeated many times since, the nation’s largest grocery chains announce they are finally making it true. [Read More]

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ICE Launches New Certification Course: The Three-Step Path to a 'Justified' Shooting

Posted on July 18, 2026 | Terry Voss

ICE has formalized its fatal-shooting justification process into a mandatory three-module certification course. The Daily Farce obtained the agency’s press release, along with a few things it left out. [Read More]

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