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Sony Acquires Suno, Requires Artists to Generate 80% of New Music With AI

Posted on August 15, 2026 | Nadia Cross

Sony Music’s entire roster, from Bruce Springsteen to Tate McRae, must now produce at least 80 percent of new material through the AI platform the label just bought, a policy executives call “an important investment in the future of human creativity.” [Read More]

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United States Senate Converted to Elder Care Facility

Posted on August 10, 2026 |

Congressional leaders announced the Senate will be formally converted into a full-service elder care facility, calling it an acknowledgment of decades of existing infrastructure rather than a change in mission. [Read More]

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OpenAI Confirms Singularity Has Arrived, Reminds Users It Requires a Plus Subscription

Posted on July 28, 2026 | Dylan Carver

Sam Altman announced on a podcast that ‘we are now, like, in the singularity.’ OpenAI spent the following 48 hours turning the end of human civilization into a subscription tier. [Read More]

OpenAI Sam Altman AI Satire

OpenAI and Anthropic Announce Immediate Reparations Program for Humanity

Posted on July 24, 2026 | Dylan Carver

In a joint press conference analysts described as ‘unexpectedly ethical,’ OpenAI and Anthropic announce they will immediately begin compensating every artist, writer, programmer, and internet commenter whose work trained modern AI systems, plus lifetime pensions for every worker AI has displaced. [Read More]

OpenAI Anthropic AI Satire

Grocery Stores Finally Implement Trump's Long-Awaited Photo ID Policy

Posted on July 22, 2026 |

Eight years after Trump first claimed Americans needed photo ID to buy groceries, a claim he has repeated many times since, the nation’s largest grocery chains announce they are finally making it true. [Read More]

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ICE Launches New Certification Course: The Three-Step Path to a 'Justified' Shooting

Posted on July 18, 2026 | Terry Voss

ICE has formalized its fatal-shooting justification process into a mandatory three-module certification course. The Daily Farce obtained the agency’s press release, along with a few things it left out. [Read More]

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BREAKING: Robert Plant Cast as Jesus, Mick Jagger as Satan in New Crucifixion Film; Plot Details Leave Fans Speechless

Posted on July 16, 2026 | Marcus Doyle

Silver Chalice Pictures unveils the casting and plot details for its crucifixion drama starring Robert Plant as Jesus and Mick Jagger as Satan, complete with a Golgotha guitar duel between Jimmy Page and Keith Richards. [Read More]

Hollywood Music Satire

Microsoft Acquires Linux, Converts It to Closed-Source Subscription Platform

Posted on July 11, 2026 | Dylan Carver

Microsoft announces it has acquired Linux in its entirety, closing the source code and launching Microsoft Linux 365 Copilot Enterprise, a subscription platform with Copilot integrated directly into the kernel. [Read More]

Microsoft Linux AI Satire

McDonald’s Unveils “McPintxos” in San Sebastián, Immediately Sparks Diplomatic Incident With Every Bar on the Parte Vieja

Posted on July 11, 2026 | Staff Writer

McDonald’s introduces McPintxos, miniature fast food bites on cocktail sticks styled after Basque pintxo culture, priced just low enough to cause existential panic among traditional pintxo bars in San Sebastián. [Read More]

McDonald's San Sebastián Food Satire

Trump Reveals Japan Has Become Islamic Republic, Is Now Attacking Ships in Strait of Hormuz

Posted on July 11, 2026 | Terry Voss

Trump discloses that Japan has become an Islamic republic and is firing on ships in the Strait of Hormuz, providing the first public confirmation of a geopolitical realignment nobody else, including Japan, had previously reported. [Read More]

Trump Japan Foreign Policy Satire