Politics -

United States Senate Converted to Elder Care Facility

Posted on August 10, 2026 |

Congressional leaders announced the Senate will be formally converted into a full-service elder care facility, calling it an acknowledgment of decades of existing infrastructure rather than a change in mission. [Read More]

Grocery Stores Finally Implement Trump's Long-Awaited Photo ID Policy

Posted on July 22, 2026 |

Eight years after Trump first claimed Americans needed photo ID to buy groceries, a claim he has repeated many times since, the nation’s largest grocery chains announce they are finally making it true. [Read More]

satire politics voter id donald trump groceries

ICE Launches New Certification Course: The Three-Step Path to a 'Justified' Shooting

Posted on July 18, 2026 | Terry Voss

ICE has formalized its fatal-shooting justification process into a mandatory three-module certification course. The Daily Farce obtained the agency’s press release, along with a few things it left out. [Read More]

Politics ICE Satire

ICE Fatally Shoots Man After Rolling Through Stop Sign; Social Media Divided Over Whether He "Should Have Just Followed the Law"

Posted on July 9, 2026 | Staff Writer

Federal immigration agents shot and killed a local man during what officials called “a routine traffic-related immigration encounter.” Online reaction quickly moved from outrage to a spirited debate over personal responsibility. [Read More]

Politics ICE Satire

Soros-Funded Antifa Operatives Accused of Reflecting Pool Sabotage Using Advanced Stealth Technology

Posted on June 24, 2026 |

Officials claim radical leftist vandals used cloaking devices and encrypted communications to attack the nation’s reflecting pool. [Read More]

Politics Washington Antifa George Soros Conspiracy Theories Satire

Trump Orders Greenland Invasion To Secure Future Of Endless Shrimp

Posted on June 23, 2026 |

The White House says control of Greenland is necessary to ensure long-term shrimp abundance and protect America’s access to all-you-can-eat seafood. [Read More]

Trump Greenland Red Lobster Politics Satire

Trump Signs Articles of Surrender at Versailles

Posted on June 18, 2026 |

Administration officials celebrate what they describe as one of the most successful capitulations ever negotiated by an American president. [Read More]

Politics Trump Iran Foreign Policy Satire

Congress Escalates Fight Against Transgender Mice

Posted on June 17, 2026 |

A growing political controversy over ’transgender mice’ produces legislation, hearings, campaign graphics, and increasingly surreal headlines. [Read More]

Politics Congress Science Nancy Mace Satire

Nation’s Artists Stricken By Sudden Outbreak Of The Yips After Being Asked To Perform At Trump Celebration

Posted on May 31, 2026 | The Daily Farce

Federal health officials monitor a rapidly developing outbreak of artistic yips after performers become unable to appear at Trump’s upcoming celebration. [Read More]

satire politics trump entertainment yips

Trump Announces Conversion to Islam After Meeting With Mamdani

Posted on November 23, 2025 | Staff Writer

A stunning announcement by the President sends political shockwaves across Washington and the world. [Read More]

Trump Mamdani Religion Islam Politics Fiction