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United States Senate Converted to Elder Care Facility

Posted on August 10, 2026 |

Congressional leaders announced the Senate will be formally converted into a full-service elder care facility, calling it an acknowledgment of decades of existing infrastructure rather than a change in mission. [Read More]

Grocery Stores Finally Implement Trump's Long-Awaited Photo ID Policy

Posted on July 22, 2026 |

Eight years after Trump first claimed Americans needed photo ID to buy groceries, a claim he has repeated many times since, the nation’s largest grocery chains announce they are finally making it true. [Read More]

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ICE Launches New Certification Course: The Three-Step Path to a 'Justified' Shooting

Posted on July 18, 2026 | Terry Voss

ICE has formalized its fatal-shooting justification process into a mandatory three-module certification course. The Daily Farce obtained the agency’s press release, along with a few things it left out. [Read More]

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Trump Reveals Japan Has Become Islamic Republic, Is Now Attacking Ships in Strait of Hormuz

Posted on July 11, 2026 | Terry Voss

Trump discloses that Japan has become an Islamic republic and is firing on ships in the Strait of Hormuz, providing the first public confirmation of a geopolitical realignment nobody else, including Japan, had previously reported. [Read More]

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ICE Fatally Shoots Man After Rolling Through Stop Sign; Social Media Divided Over Whether He "Should Have Just Followed the Law"

Posted on July 9, 2026 | Staff Writer

Federal immigration agents shot and killed a local man during what officials called “a routine traffic-related immigration encounter.” Online reaction quickly moved from outrage to a spirited debate over personal responsibility. [Read More]

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Trump Praises Jesse Welles, Invites Singer to White House After Hearing “Join ICE” and “The Poor”

Posted on July 5, 2026 | Terry Voss

President Trump praises folk singer Jesse Welles as “one of the few honest musicians left” after mistaking his scathing anti-ICE and anti-inequality protest songs for patriotic anthems, and invites him to perform at the White House. [Read More]

Soros-Funded Antifa Operatives Accused of Reflecting Pool Sabotage Using Advanced Stealth Technology

Posted on June 24, 2026 |

Officials claim radical leftist vandals used cloaking devices and encrypted communications to attack the nation’s reflecting pool. [Read More]

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Trump Orders Greenland Invasion To Secure Future Of Endless Shrimp

Posted on June 23, 2026 |

The White House says control of Greenland is necessary to ensure long-term shrimp abundance and protect America’s access to all-you-can-eat seafood. [Read More]

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Macron Admits He Pranked Trump Into Signing Iran Agreement at Versailles

Posted on June 20, 2026 |

French president says selecting Versailles for the signing was not an accident. [Read More]

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Trump Signs Articles of Surrender at Versailles

Posted on June 18, 2026 |

Administration officials celebrate what they describe as one of the most successful capitulations ever negotiated by an American president. [Read More]

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