The Daily Farce

Trump Reveals Japan Has Become Islamic Republic, Is Now Attacking Ships in Strait of Hormuz

Posted on July 11, 2026 | Terry Voss

Trump discloses that Japan has become an Islamic republic and is firing on ships in the Strait of Hormuz, providing the first public confirmation of a geopolitical realignment nobody else, including Japan, had previously reported. [Read More]

ICE Fatally Shoots Man After Rolling Through Stop Sign; Social Media Divided Over Whether He "Should Have Just Followed the Law"

Posted on July 9, 2026 | Staff Writer

Federal immigration agents shot and killed a local man during what officials called “a routine traffic-related immigration encounter.” Online reaction quickly moved from outrage to a spirited debate over personal responsibility. [Read More]

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Trump Praises Jesse Welles, Invites Singer to White House After Hearing “Join ICE” and “The Poor”

Posted on July 5, 2026 | Terry Voss

President Trump praises folk singer Jesse Welles as “one of the few honest musicians left” after mistaking his scathing anti-ICE and anti-inequality protest songs for patriotic anthems, and invites him to perform at the White House. [Read More]

Soros-Funded Antifa Operatives Accused of Reflecting Pool Sabotage Using Advanced Stealth Technology

Posted on June 24, 2026 |

Officials claim radical leftist vandals used cloaking devices and encrypted communications to attack the nation’s reflecting pool. [Read More]

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Trump Orders Greenland Invasion To Secure Future Of Endless Shrimp

Posted on June 23, 2026 |

The White House says control of Greenland is necessary to ensure long-term shrimp abundance and protect America’s access to all-you-can-eat seafood. [Read More]

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Macron Admits He Pranked Trump Into Signing Iran Agreement at Versailles

Posted on June 20, 2026 |

French president says selecting Versailles for the signing was not an accident. [Read More]

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Trump Signs Articles of Surrender at Versailles

Posted on June 18, 2026 |

Administration officials celebrate what they describe as one of the most successful capitulations ever negotiated by an American president. [Read More]

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Congress Escalates Fight Against Transgender Mice

Posted on June 17, 2026 |

A growing political controversy over ’transgender mice’ produces legislation, hearings, campaign graphics, and increasingly surreal headlines. [Read More]

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Trump Denies Trans Siberian Orchestra Visas After Discovering Word “Trans” in Band Name

Posted on January 17, 2026 |

President Trump sparked widespread ridicule after accusing Trans Siberian Orchestra of promoting “radical gender ideology” and ordering officials to deny the Christmas rock group entry visas, prompting Karoline Leavitt to defend the move as a crackdown on “linguistic confusion.” [Read More]

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Trump Announces Conversion to Islam After Meeting With Mamdani

Posted on November 23, 2025 | Staff Writer

A stunning announcement by the President sends political shockwaves across Washington and the world. [Read More]

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