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Sony Acquires Suno, Requires Artists to Generate 80% of New Music With AI

Posted on August 15, 2026 | Nadia Cross

Sony Music’s entire roster, from Bruce Springsteen to Tate McRae, must now produce at least 80 percent of new material through the AI platform the label just bought, a policy executives call “an important investment in the future of human creativity.” [Read More]

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BREAKING: Robert Plant Cast as Jesus, Mick Jagger as Satan in New Crucifixion Film; Plot Details Leave Fans Speechless

Posted on July 16, 2026 | Marcus Doyle

Silver Chalice Pictures unveils the casting and plot details for its crucifixion drama starring Robert Plant as Jesus and Mick Jagger as Satan, complete with a Golgotha guitar duel between Jimmy Page and Keith Richards. [Read More]

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Sony Re-Releases Double Fantasy as Single Fantasy, Removes Yoko Songs and Half the Album Cover

Posted on June 14, 2026 |

Sony unveils a streamlined edition of Double Fantasy featuring only John Lennon tracks, a renamed album, and a cover photo showing Lennon romantically kissing empty space. [Read More]

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Trump Denies Trans Siberian Orchestra Visas After Discovering Word “Trans” in Band Name

Posted on January 17, 2026 |

President Trump sparked widespread ridicule after accusing Trans Siberian Orchestra of promoting “radical gender ideology” and ordering officials to deny the Christmas rock group entry visas, prompting Karoline Leavitt to defend the move as a crackdown on “linguistic confusion.” [Read More]

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