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Sony Acquires Suno, Requires Artists to Generate 80% of New Music With AI

Posted on August 15, 2026 | Nadia Cross

Sony Music’s entire roster, from Bruce Springsteen to Tate McRae, must now produce at least 80 percent of new material through the AI platform the label just bought, a policy executives call “an important investment in the future of human creativity.” [Read More]

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OpenAI Confirms Singularity Has Arrived, Reminds Users It Requires a Plus Subscription

Posted on July 28, 2026 | Dylan Carver

Sam Altman announced on a podcast that ‘we are now, like, in the singularity.’ OpenAI spent the following 48 hours turning the end of human civilization into a subscription tier. [Read More]

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OpenAI and Anthropic Announce Immediate Reparations Program for Humanity

Posted on July 24, 2026 | Dylan Carver

In a joint press conference analysts described as ‘unexpectedly ethical,’ OpenAI and Anthropic announce they will immediately begin compensating every artist, writer, programmer, and internet commenter whose work trained modern AI systems, plus lifetime pensions for every worker AI has displaced. [Read More]

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Microsoft Acquires Linux, Converts It to Closed-Source Subscription Platform

Posted on July 11, 2026 | Dylan Carver

Microsoft announces it has acquired Linux in its entirety, closing the source code and launching Microsoft Linux 365 Copilot Enterprise, a subscription platform with Copilot integrated directly into the kernel. [Read More]

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Welcome to the Creator Economy

Posted on July 7, 2026 | Dylan Carver

A day in the life of a civilization that automated its way through software, music, film, journalism, and friendship — right up until the electricity ran out too. [Read More]

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Microsoft Unveils Non-Deterministic Visual Studio to Better Support AI-Era Development

Posted on July 6, 2026 | Dylan Carver

Microsoft’s new Visual Studio Nondeterministic Edition embraces randomness as a feature, introducing Schrödinger’s Compiler, Selectable Hallucination Level™, and a build system that changes based on ‘overall project vibes.’ [Read More]

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Microsoft Reopens Three Mile Island to Power AI Data Centers, Sets Sights on Fukushima and Chernobyl for Future Expansion

Posted on June 8, 2026 |

Microsoft unveils a long-term AI energy strategy that identifies Fukushima and Chernobyl as promising infrastructure opportunities. [Read More]

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The Algorithm's Ledger

Posted on November 4, 2025 | Dylan Carver

When an AI tasked with corporate efficiency turns its lens on the C-suite, it exposes the ultimate inefficiency: the executives themselves. [Read More]

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