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OpenAI Confirms Singularity Has Arrived, Reminds Users It Requires a Plus Subscription

OpenAI Confirms Singularity Has Arrived, Reminds Users It Requires a Plus Subscription

 Posted on July 28, 2026  |  Dylan Carver

Sam Altman announced on a podcast that ‘we are now, like, in the singularity.’ OpenAI spent the following 48 hours turning the end of human civilization into a subscription tier. [Read More]
OpenAI  Sam Altman  AI  Satire 

OpenAI and Anthropic Announce Immediate Reparations Program for Humanity

OpenAI and Anthropic Announce Immediate Reparations Program for Humanity

 Posted on July 24, 2026  |  Dylan Carver

In a joint press conference analysts described as ‘unexpectedly ethical,’ OpenAI and Anthropic announce they will immediately begin compensating every artist, writer, programmer, and internet commenter whose work trained modern AI systems, plus lifetime pensions for every worker AI has displaced. [Read More]
OpenAI  Anthropic  AI  Satire 

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