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BREAKING: Robert Plant Cast as Jesus, Mick Jagger as Satan in New Crucifixion Film; Plot Details Leave Fans Speechless

Posted on July 16, 2026 | Marcus Doyle

Silver Chalice Pictures unveils the casting and plot details for its crucifixion drama starring Robert Plant as Jesus and Mick Jagger as Satan, complete with a Golgotha guitar duel between Jimmy Page and Keith Richards. [Read More]

Hollywood Music Satire

Microsoft Acquires Linux, Converts It to Closed-Source Subscription Platform

Posted on July 11, 2026 | Dylan Carver

Microsoft announces it has acquired Linux in its entirety, closing the source code and launching Microsoft Linux 365 Copilot Enterprise, a subscription platform with Copilot integrated directly into the kernel. [Read More]

Microsoft Linux AI Satire

McDonald’s Unveils “McPintxos” in San Sebastián, Immediately Sparks Diplomatic Incident With Every Bar on the Parte Vieja

Posted on July 11, 2026 | Staff Writer

McDonald’s introduces McPintxos, miniature fast food bites on cocktail sticks styled after Basque pintxo culture, priced just low enough to cause existential panic among traditional pintxo bars in San Sebastián. [Read More]

McDonald's San Sebastián Food Satire

Trump Reveals Japan Has Become Islamic Republic, Is Now Attacking Ships in Strait of Hormuz

Posted on July 11, 2026 | Terry Voss

Trump discloses that Japan has become an Islamic republic and is firing on ships in the Strait of Hormuz, providing the first public confirmation of a geopolitical realignment nobody else, including Japan, had previously reported. [Read More]

Trump Japan Foreign Policy Satire

ICE Fatally Shoots Man After Rolling Through Stop Sign; Social Media Divided Over Whether He "Should Have Just Followed the Law"

Posted on July 9, 2026 | Staff Writer

Federal immigration agents shot and killed a local man during what officials called “a routine traffic-related immigration encounter.” Online reaction quickly moved from outrage to a spirited debate over personal responsibility. [Read More]

Politics ICE Satire

Nestlé Acquires Borough Market in £2.3B Leveraged Buyout

Posted on July 1, 2026 | Borough News Desk

Legacy vendors face non-compete and Sysco-only supply mandate as 800-year-old market falls to Swiss multinational. [Read More]

Nestlé Borough Market Sysco LBO satire

Soros-Funded Antifa Operatives Accused of Reflecting Pool Sabotage Using Advanced Stealth Technology

Posted on June 24, 2026 |

Officials claim radical leftist vandals used cloaking devices and encrypted communications to attack the nation’s reflecting pool. [Read More]

Politics Washington Antifa George Soros Conspiracy Theories Satire

Trump Orders Greenland Invasion To Secure Future Of Endless Shrimp

Posted on June 23, 2026 |

The White House says control of Greenland is necessary to ensure long-term shrimp abundance and protect America’s access to all-you-can-eat seafood. [Read More]

Trump Greenland Red Lobster Politics Satire

Macron Admits He Pranked Trump Into Signing Iran Agreement at Versailles

Posted on June 20, 2026 |

French president says selecting Versailles for the signing was not an accident. [Read More]

Trump Macron Iran France Diplomacy Satire

Facebook Removes Ability To Create Posts Or Connect With Friends, Refocuses Platform Around Pure Doom Scrolling

Posted on June 19, 2026 |

Meta says Facebook will remove outdated social features and concentrate on what users actually do now: stare into an endless algorithmic feed until they feel worse. [Read More]

Facebook Meta Social Media Technology Doom Scrolling Satire