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2032: Musk Claims Tesla FSD Will Be 'Truly Autonomous in Six Months' — Again

Posted on May 24, 2032 |

Elon Musk makes another bold prediction about Tesla’s Full Self-Driving system, promising true autonomy within six months. Skeptics remain unconvinced. [Read More]

Tragedy in the Skies: Fully Autonomous Musk-Backed Jet Crashes, Killing 240

Posted on July 29, 2031 | Fictional Newswire Staff

A fully autonomous AirX flight using Tesla’s camera-only AeroVision system crashed, killing 240, prompting federal investigation into Trump-era deregulation. Musk blames a software bug, dismisses radar as a “crutch,” and claims it’s already fixed. [Read More]

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Musk Unveils Fully AI-Driven Jetliner; Trump Touts 'Revolution in the Skies'

Posted on May 18, 2026 | Cassandra Roth

Tesla and AirX announce the first fully autonomous airliner, ditching pilots and inertial sensors in favor of camera-only AI navigation. Trump takes credit and fast-tracks approval. [Read More]

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